Ryan Malek, a year-old Kansas man, was charged Wednesday with lewd and lascivious behavior. His crime: Trying to put his dick in the tailpipe of a car, in public. In May , someone at an apartment complex saw a man scuffling around in the parking lot, under a car. The cops tased and arrested him, and took him to the hospital, and later found that his blood alcohol level was at four times the legal limit. In some countries, mechanophilia can land you in prison or on a sex offender registry.

Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" — a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change. Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men. But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from s TV hit Airwolf. But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.

He admits having sex with the cars belonging to strangers and in showrooms. Smith's last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago and could not consummate it. But he did have sex with girls in his younger days.

Mechanophilia or mechaphilia [1] is a paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to machines such as bicycles, [2] motor vehicles, [3] [4] helicopters, [5] ships, and aeroplanes. Mechanophilia is treated as a crime in some nations with perpetrators being placed on a sex-offenders' register after prosecution. The term has entered into the realms of science fiction and popular fiction. Wilson , Wilson is quoted describing mechanophilia, the love of machines, as "a special case of biophilia ", [13] whereas psychologists such as Erich Fromm would see it as a form of necrophilia. Designers such as Francis Picabia and Filippo Tommaso Marinetti have been said to have exploited the sexual attraction of automobiles.