And so we proceeded to set up a time and a place. And sitting at my computer with only breaks for chores was leaving me itching for something… pleasurable to do… before going on this date. After three months of investing time and emotional energy into the same person, the thought of dating someone new felt like a complete waste of time. I was happy, why would I want to get donuts with a stranger?? And so when he suggested seeing other people, I forced myself back onto OKCupid, the dating site that requires you answer a million questions, fill out a CV and really get to know someone before you meet them. I chose OKCupid in the first place because I really wanted to get to know someone before I met them … and yet here I was, a day into talking with this guy, knowing nothing but these facts:.

Consider masturbating before important decisions. Why, you ask? Excellent question. Maybe it's that brand-new gold-plated hoverboard, perhaps it's the newest Apple device, or maybe it's that lone foxy woman -- enveloped in smoke -- in the corner of the bar giving you bedroom eyes. No matter the person or product, a quick decision that's made without consultation can result in buyer's remorse. The hoverboard explodes, the iPhone gets discontinued, and then you find out that hottie with the bedroom eyes also has bedroom crabs.

Top definition. Tactical Wank. Having a wank before heading out on the town to avoid turning up in 'rape mode'. Ed: How come Dave's behaving himself tonight? He hasn't tried to finger any of those birds yet and he's been stood near them for nearly a minute?

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